現在還想著登陸火星嗎？北韓人已經登陸太陽了！

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自從美國發現火星好像可以住人後，大部分人都在談論火星可否住人啊等等。
也有組織打算2024年送人去火星移民居住！
但現在連美國都遜掉了，因為北韓人已經成功登陸太陽了！！

THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world to ever land a man on the sun.
北韓當局證實北韓在今天成為第一個登上太陽的國家。

It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3am this morning.
報導指出北韓太空人 Hung Il Gong 在今日凌晨三點，以特殊設計的火箭升空前往太陽。

Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later,landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star.
Hung獨自一人在太空中旅行，大約四小時後他會到達目的地，並將他的船停在太陽的另一面。

“We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun.” a North Korean central news anchor man said on a live broadcast earlier. “North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero’s welcome when he returns home later this evening.”
「我們很高興的宣布，我們達成了將人放到太陽上的任務。」北韓中央新聞主播稍早是這這麼說的。
「北韓是世上第一個登陸太陽的國家，Hung Il Gong是一個英雄，當他今晚回到家的時候，我們會給他一個英雄式的歡迎。」

The specially trained astronaut is expected to return back to earth at 9pm tonight, where he will meet his uncle and supreme leader Kim Jong-un.
這名經歷特殊訓練的太空人預計在晚間九點回到地球，當他回來時他會與金正恩見面。

It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.
根據了解，這名17歲的太空探索者利用晚上趕路來避開太陽輻射，而他這一天才的作法一口氣讓蘇維埃體制登上太空競爭的頂端位置。

While on the sun, Mr. Hung collected sun spot samples to bring back to his supreme leader as a present.
當他在太陽上時，Hung還收集了太陽黑子的樣本，準備將太陽黑子帶回來獻給金正恩。

The 18 hour mission is already being called the ‘greatest human achievement of our time’ by the North Korean central news agency.
這件長達18小時的任務被北韓中央新聞局稱為「人類史上最大成就」。

完全不知道從何吐嘈起的新聞啊！！每一句都是滿滿的嘈點www
不過其實這是假新聞，但實在是太好笑了啊XD
新聞是來自於英國的搞笑網站ww news，這網站有許多幾假亂真的新聞，非常的有趣，有興趣英文又不錯的人可以去看看唷！

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